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The whole Jesus thing gets confused sometimes, I think.

My thought sitting on the toilet yesterday was, obviously Jesus lived a perfect, sinless life. That’s a no brainer.  He “had” to live a perfect life to be the “blameless sacrifice” (or did he?) or whatnot….but if in fact as is claimed he is truly fully God, he didn’t have the capability to sin.  So temptation could be thrown his way, but it didn’t matter.  It’s like, hey, look at me, in a full fire resist armor set with a 100% fire resist ring on for good measure.  Keep throwin those fireballs at me mage boy, but it’s not going to do much good.  I retain the capacity to HAVE a fireball thrown at me, but by virtue of who I am (and my sweet armor set), it doesn’t really matter.  God cannot sin; wrongdoing is not doing as God wishes.  So I don’t think it matters that Jesus lived a perfect life.  I don’t think that’s even a small part of the point.  What is the point?


Is there anyone who does NOT enjoy playing with dryer lint?

Have you ever looked at the girl who you’ve known for a long, long time, and suddenly realized, “Hey, she’s really not ugly at all…..”?

So this might be embarassing for her to have everyone see…but there it is. And it’s how I feel.

Arrr mateys, apparently Xanga posts can be rated. This one be rated….well, ya know.

This be tha crew that went to see Pirates II at the stroke of midnight.  Our l337 pirate earrings be courtesy of Claire’s, where all pirates go for their phat bling.

Pay no attention to the ninja in the background.

We sailed around on the pirate ship, flying our flags and yelling generally pirate-y things.  Then some landlubber callin hisself a “reporter” decided to take our names and photographs for some sort of “paper” scurvy dogs in these parts read.  A fine dinner of meat and rum followed by encounters with beautiful wenches of all sorts…twas a fine night to be a pirate.

I’m really popular, and girls named Monica really want to be my myspace friends.

In other news, I have a girlfriend.

4:43:01 PM: Hey Mike
  4:43:09 PM: one of the girls I work with looks a TON like Laura
  4:43:23 PM: Her name is Carrie Arm
  4:43:42 PM: I think she should date or marry Kerry Hand
  4:44:53 PM: because their names are so similar
  4:44:53 PM: but she’s short
  4:44:53 PM: and she has a boyfriend
  4:44:53 PM: her boyfriend does a lot of cocaine
  4:44:54 PM: maybe if you do cocaine, pretty short girls will like you too
  4:48:10 PM: Well, maybe if you just drink Coca-cola
  4:48:21 PM: that is a different, less harmful kind of coke
  4:48:48 PM: if you were in the south, you could just drink dr pepper or something and you’d still be drinking coke
  4:49:28 PM: southern pretty short girls are more likely to like you because every carbonated beverage they see you drink will be a coke
  4:49:35 PM: that’s my theory of the  day
  4:49:36 PM: bye

when i get around to looking at blogs i feel like people update MORE in the summer. go outside and play.  come backpacking with me.  this internet is just a passing phase invented by al gore.  except for world of warcraft and clan lord. they are not passing phases.

ps i dont know who lives in maine, but starting tomorrah ill be there all summer

Email from my advisor for the summer I’m spending in Maine:

“Your proposed research area will be
Development of Lateral Field Excited and Spiral Coil Bulk Wave Devices for
High Frequency Applications.”

w00t skillz.

So far my summer has been

well ill edit this later because paint disappeared and i dont have anything to edit images in. i love windows. ill get a G4 cube at the end of the summer and just game on this. ps i like to spend my free time playing world of warcraft now. dont worry clan lord, you’re still my friend to.

So the verdict is in.  I spend my summer in sunny Maine, with days on the beach and nights dancing with hot babes.  Maybe.  I’m doing a research slash internship thingy at the U of Maine, and it should be stellar.  It’s researching awesome things like thin film and pizoelectrcic sensors.  Maybe only engineers think that’s fun.

But it was really quite pleasant to wake up one morning, not have an email, go to an exam, try to print out the notes from the exam 2 minutes before it, then get an email saying “Hey you’re awesome so you can come research here, get paid a schmillion dollars, and have a sweet time.” Especially after all my jobs back home were falling through. Jehovah Jireh as they say.  He provides both summer jobs, as well as root beer for long nights in the Palmer.  Which will be sweet action next year, featuring the likes of the Colinater, the Telloster, and the Hot Babester.  The last one is undecided as of now.

So take heart those lacking summer jobs.  Something will work out.  Maybe not money will work out.  But God will provide something that is needed by you, even if you don’t realize.

currently in love with:

because she is my silver medal (and now that i’m not in her daddy’s class anymore we can date!)


In other news, I recently learned that when you poop, you are supposed to wipe with your left hand.  That is why the toilet paper rolls are on the left side (except I think other people didn’t hear about this, because I see rolls on the right side all the time).
The reason for this is because when you meet someone, it is polite to shake with your right hands, and rude to shake with your left. Because you’re not supposed to wipe and shake with the same hand. (teehee) 
I suppose what I’m trying to say is, I’m sorry for shaking right hands with you, because I only just learned about the wipe-with-the-left rule so I can’t be held responsible for past wiping/handshaking habits.  So you might want to wash your hands now.

i was just informed by Crystal that it’s ok, because in America we wash our hands so it doesn’t matter which one we wipe with.  so i guess that means, i’m sorry again, and i’ll start washing my hands.

currently in love with:

because i can do that. and because i’m her fluffy. and because she once raped my hair. and because i will cry when i cant see her for long times. and because, this list is really endless.

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