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Month: April 2006


In other news, I recently learned that when you poop, you are supposed to wipe with your left hand.  That is why the toilet paper rolls are on the left side (except I think other people didn’t hear about this, because I see rolls on the right side all the time).
The reason for this is because when you meet someone, it is polite to shake with your right hands, and rude to shake with your left. Because you’re not supposed to wipe and shake with the same hand. (teehee) 
I suppose what I’m trying to say is, I’m sorry for shaking right hands with you, because I only just learned about the wipe-with-the-left rule so I can’t be held responsible for past wiping/handshaking habits.  So you might want to wash your hands now.

i was just informed by Crystal that it’s ok, because in America we wash our hands so it doesn’t matter which one we wipe with.  so i guess that means, i’m sorry again, and i’ll start washing my hands.

currently in love with:

because i can do that. and because i’m her fluffy. and because she once raped my hair. and because i will cry when i cant see her for long times. and because, this list is really endless.

All the cool people are going.  Even the not cool people are going.  I suppose its not really worth me expositing all sorts of things on the subject of whats going on with the kids in Uganda…the short story is abduction and coercion into military service against their own people, so to avoid abduction they commute a few hours into cities and sleep on crowded streets, pretty much ignored by the global community at large.  This is an attempt to get media attention, which will put public pressure on our government to put pressure on other governments to DO SOMETHING about the atrocities that are going down there..  Read about it at the site…it’s quite important and moving.  If you don’t know if you will go or not, let me know and I have a shiny nickel to give you if you come. 

currently in love with:

because we can’t forget the minorities now, can we?

sometimes girls are really irritating and i dont like them at all

currently in love with:

because palmer is for lovers

currently in love with:

because we are boyfriends and if i give her money she goes on dates with me

ps dont be fooled, i really do hate girls again

This is my new face.  It is a sexy Jew-Manchu.  My mom said she likes it.  She’s never said that about my facial hair before.

When my dad saw this pic, he said “I think I saw that movie when I was 17”.

In other news, here’s a new section that I’ll try to put in every post.

current love of my life:

because she looks nice

   By popular request, my picture entitled “I am a XangaWhore”


In other news, I do find it sad that engineers/math people aren’t supposed to be good at words.  Oh well.  This test is not doctor-approved.


You scored 100% Beginner, 100%
Intermediate, 100% Advanced,  and 80% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even
I can’t find a word to describe your excellence! You
have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most
people don’t. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you’re not afraid
to use it properly! Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

the complete Answer Key, visit my blog:


*edit again*
Holy cow, do you know what this means?  It means I’m pretty, AND smart. Date me faster.

who wants me to post of a picture of me with my shirt off?

This is all I really want for Pesach.

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