4:43:01 PM: Hey Mike
4:43:09 PM: one of the girls I work with looks a TON like Laura
4:43:23 PM: Her name is Carrie Arm
4:43:42 PM: I think she should date or marry Kerry Hand
4:44:53 PM: because their names are so similar
4:44:53 PM: but she’s short
4:44:53 PM: and she has a boyfriend
4:44:53 PM: her boyfriend does a lot of cocaine
4:44:54 PM: maybe if you do cocaine, pretty short girls will like you too
4:48:10 PM: Well, maybe if you just drink Coca-cola
4:48:21 PM: that is a different, less harmful kind of coke
4:48:48 PM: if you were in the south, you could just drink dr pepper or something and you’d still be drinking coke
4:49:28 PM: southern pretty short girls are more likely to like you because every carbonated beverage they see you drink will be a coke
4:49:35 PM: that’s my theory of the day
4:49:36 PM: bye
alwaystruggling
Me Laura or another Laura? Lately, it seems like everyone thinks I look like someone else. (Not just you on myspace, silly.)
I demand my face back.
~Laura
death_by_laughter
haha
Aubster99
i thought i should date or marry kerry hand…i was confused.
ViolaChic
that’s amazing.
MommaKennedy
Hey mike, I found your Hawaian girl finally…email me an address and I’ll send her to you…..and if you don’t, I’ll send you the ashes 😉
MommaKennedy
The package has been sent. Enjoy!
theStarbuckianOne
Haha, whoever said that MUST be amazing.
nopezforu
uhhhh birthright is like thousands of people…lol…i didn’t meet anyone named sarah, sorry 🙁 but i’m sure u’ll be best friends anyway
Anonymous
BAM! POW! SNEE!
n0rmand0
just my permit… i need to take my road test.
Anonymous
i am pimp! hawaii has had a nice effect on me
alwaystruggling
Well of course you do.