So, I’ve decided to explain a few things about myself, to those who
were wondering.  Answers to questions, really, rhetorical and self
explanatory, big, small, and olive colored.  For the ease of the
visual learner and those who are simply dumb, the answers are just pictures.

Question #1:
Hey Mike I haven’t seen you for awhile.  Where have you been?

Answer #1:

Question #2:
Jew, I was wondering…you’re really sexy and good looking.  Why don’t you have a girlfriend?

Answer #2:

Question #3:
No, seriously.  If you could just do anything all day without having to worry about anything else, what would it be?

Answer #3: No, seriously, I do this anyway.

Question #6: What’s your favorite band?

Answer #6:
U2

Honored guests and esteemed diplomats-

It was a special day for Palmer HO!all as we went to Dr. William Brown’s (aka b^2) house Sunday evening. For the visual learner:

We sat there, and stuff.  That’s really it.  I did find out the source of their secret power.

There you have it.  The secret of the Brown family power. 
Calcium, Centrum, napkin holders, and I point out with great
enthusiasm, shrooms.

Dear Beautiful-

Thank you for visiting my xanga site again.  I have filled it full of fun photos of fish and frying feet.

The day started off gloriously, with birds chirping somewhere in Amazon
forests as we prepared for the Battle of the Balls, also known as
DODGEBALL in some asian countries.  Speaking of asian countries,
here is roomate, who will probably date me someday.  I mean
marry.  Be careful
though, she has the pinkeye.

Back to what is called dodgeball in some asian countries,  the
suitcoatmaPHa did a fine showing of ball skills.  We were two
wins, two losses, and one pretend loss that we turned into a win. 
Our two weapons were fear, intimidation, good looks, and clever use of
Kerry’s wolverine styled sideburns.  All of the above are modelled
in an artistits rendering of the below, besides intimidation.

For a grand finale, here is a picture of me not dating anyone.

I’ve decided to completely redo my xanga in a style more fitting for a
suave intellectual attractive male.  In light of such, I’ve done
some quick research and compiled some incredible results.  I’ve
formed them into a few reference charts; I’m sure you’ll have no
trouble at all following them, oh intelligent reader.

As you can see, the total population of the world is quite high, nearly
six and a half billion.  That is narrowed down to less than half,
3,083,000,000, which is the total population of women in the
world.  Now, in an attempt to remain relevant to my point, I’m
going to further narrow it down, to women between the ages of 15 and
49, which I believe is more than generous for this exercise.  The
number becomes a meager 1,594,000,000.  This next chart refers
only to that last insignificant number, and reveals a stunning
statistic

I know it’s hard to believe; but believe it.

Just for reference, here are a few people, comprising about
.000000000623% of the worlds total population, who are not dating me,
contrary to some rumormongering.


Natalie Portman      Marilyn Monroe  
    Lacey Chabert    Tom Cruise