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I’ve just been an updating FIEND lately, eh???

I’m pretty excited, I’m published!!!

Mine is the “An switch ad spoof for Apple’s move to Intel”.

They botched the grammar.  Arrgggh.  But MacBytes is a well
known Mac news thing, so I’m excited that it’s out there for the world
to see.  Here’s a direct link,
oh dear friends.  Be warned, it’s a bit tech-heavy, and you have
to be a geek to understand some of it, and be up on the latest
Intel/Apple news to follow the rest.  Either way, I am well
pleased.

In other news, so, um, I met this girl…

Nevermind…I’m not in Connecticut.

Is anyone going to Creation?  Want an extra (extremely good
looking) boy and girl to join you?  Let me know…kinda people
shopping.  w00t.

Eh last minute announcement.   Apparently I’m going to be in
Connecticut tomorrow from 7:30am til noon.  Do any of you live
there?  Know anyone who lives there?  Have an idea of how to
kill a few hours there?  Let me know.

Here are some songs written by various Palmer boys.

This is rap composed by B. S. H. Himsel.

ghetto cruisers
…BEEP… nite
ghetto cruisers
to funk dawgs house
ghetto cruisers
what what
ghetto crusiers
welcome to my hood
BEEP…..
Hood.

they get my homies every time, cap my homies every time, i’m about to bust a cap.

This is a generic emo song, artistically constructed by M. (K.) D. Hand.

broke up with my girlfriend
in the middle of the nite
broke up with my girlfriend
i still have stuff at her house
broke up with my girlfriend
:: some indecipherable screaming ::
welcome to my misery
i hate my ex-girlfriend.

Both are excellent examples of the genre.

Please feel free to submit your own work in the comments.  I’m
creating a compilation.  The work must explicitly display common
themes in the genre.  Creativity and innovation are frowned
upon.  Submissions by those in the 30 and over category will be
published on a separate album.

I felt a great disturbance in the network…as if millions of mac geeks
suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

   

I wish this was a lie.

Just a few brief, important updates.

– The Apple store called. Second interview Tuesday.  Should be great.

– I didn’t get to bed last night.  I think I got some bad
hamburger meat at the diner.  I was in the bathroom all
night.  I don’t really want to talk about it.

– I wanted a little excitement tonight, so I decide to mix it up a
little.  Instead of brushing, flossing, then mouthwashing,  I
mouthwashed, flossed, then brushed.  It was everything I dreamed
it would be.

– Something to think about, in a metaphysical way:

Fear not dear reader.  Listening to The Everglow because thats the
popular thing to do.  But generally  I’m just too lazy to
update during the summer.

Completely untrue.  The summer has a different effect on me; I’m
more motivated, feel more responsible, and want to take care of my life
much more than when I’m at school.  I suspect when I’m at school,
it’s the feeling of being watched and like I have a babysitter that
demotivates me and really makes me feel childish and want to do silly
things like xanganize.

Heh, you can disable comments on posts.  Thats pretty cool.  But I
won’t because my value in this world is directly proportional to the
number of epropsâ„¢ which I receive.

It’s been ten minutes since I wrote that last paragraph, and I’ve
finally realized what pictures I lost when my hard drive crashed. 
All the pictures I took at camp at the end of last summer, poof. 
That makes me sad; this post was going to be a tribute to two girls who
helped me a lot last summer, but since I don’t have the pictures handy
I’ll have to think of something else.

The job update:  I had my interview at the Apple store, and it
went absolutely brilliantly.  Sadly, I have to have another
interview, sometime this week I hope, but they haven’t got back to me
yet.  I feel extremely confident about it, and so now I’m just
doing the maintenance at camp for a little extra cash till I get my
“real” job.

I don’t know if everyone who reads this has seen my sweet action vehicle.  Her she is.  She doesn’t have a name.

Furthermore, I’m really excited, that in a few days, this too shall be mine:

Thoughtful about a whole lot of things, but you’ll have to ask me about them in person. Or online.

This girl is currently stalking me, or maybe I’m stalking her. 

Really, video chat online is uber-fly.  She think I only talk to
her because a) I might like her someday or b) She’s shorter than I
am.   Am I really that shallow?  Hmm, probably.  She’s a good one to stalk though, I’m glad I did.

In other news, the past week I had decided that I was going cross
country.  A weeks worth of contacting the Apple store led me to
believe there was no hope for a job there.  I talked to a lot of
people who didnt seem to know what they were talking about. 
Finally one girl told me the manager I’d been in contact with had just
hired four other people, and that now he would call me if there was a
position open ever, which was unlikely in the near future.  That
led me to believe that it was unlikely for a position to be open in the
near future.  Silly me.

So I got a job doing maintenance at my camp; the guy just quit, and
it’s a bad time cause there’s tons of stuff to get ready for it. 
I ran into Bonnie, my camp director, at the Outback Steakhouse this
weekend, and got the job. It’s nothing spectacular, but it’s
money.  So, I was going to do that until camp started the end of
June, then work two weeks at camp because I love it…then take
off!  See the country!  Visit your house, eat your food, and
sleep in your bed.  Erm, on the couch.  But again, silly me.

The guy from the Apple store called this afternoon, between me killing
weeds and mulching.  He said sorry for taking so long, but he
wants to schedule my interview now.  He said whoever said there
were no positions available lied.  So now, next Wednesday I have
an interview.

Objectively, this is great; was my dream job, really.  But I had
so resigned myself to not getting it, and gotten so excited about going
around the country…I honestly wasn’t thrilled when I got the
call.  I think I’d just convinced myself I’d never get a chance at
getting it, and gotten too excited about going cross country.  But
the more I consider it, the more I know that I really should take it,
and so now I hope the interview goes well.

Bekah and Bethany tell me they are gonna laugh in my face if I don’t
get the job because i don’t wear a suit to the interview, but I’m not
going to.  Here’s me and a some of my studlike buddies from high
school.  We clean up pretty nice eh??

I wonder if anyone reads these during the summer….

I join in those young youths who are working on gettin summer jobs!!
After my short story, I submit a thought for your thinking pleasure…

Most just want to work at the Apple store in the Palisades mall. 
Guess only NJ/NY people know where that is…and Apple computers, not
fruit.  Sheesh, selling fruit all summer, how awesome would that
be.  But I keep calling and not getting anywhere. We’ll see. I’m
hoping it works out.

But if it does not…take off cross country?  Who wants to
come?  There can be a few of us.   Cross-genderal is
allowed.  Mostly, it’s blowing off the summer (in a blowing off
the capitalist pigs! sense) and going to wherever, getting odd jobs
here and there, it’s all up to whatever I suppose. I really want to go
meet people in cities.  Work in churchs.  A pretty sweet way
to serve God all over the country and have a blast…really we could do
anything, and maybe not even plan to do anything.  Would anyone be
up for that?  I’d leave in a few weeks and sell a bunch of stuff
to get some money for gas…otherwise, the road is our friend. 
Anyone up for it?  Or just tell me why it’s dumb like most
people=)?  We could play sweet music like the Allman Brothers and
the Beatles and U2 and Avril Lavigne.

This is my new blog
Most of you won’t care at all.  I bet none of you will.  And
less than none of you will understand it.  uberMac geeks
only.  Tell your hot sisters about it, and they’ll be impressed
with my computer hacking skills.  Don’t worry, for you commoners
who don’t understand it, this blog will still be updated.  Need to
keep the masses happy so I’m not impeached.

Here’s a picture of when I used to do social things like go to other towns proms.

And apparently I’m not currently reading or watching anything because of a flagrant system error.

Edit: I’m tired of not finishing the whole free iPod thing.  Go here.
http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=13328914
Complete an offer.  Finish this thing for me. Need 2 more referrals.  It’s not a joke.

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