I do accept Visa and Mastercard

Donations of $5 or more will receive a a thank-you letter in the mail (please provide address) with an individually written haiku.

Donations of $10 or more will receive a signed picture of me.  With a haiku included.

Donations of $50 or more will receive a t-shirt with my picture on it.  A haiku will be included with the t-shirt.

Donations of $100 or more from pretty girls will receive a date.  Must be within in a 50 mile radius of Cedarville, OH or Ringwood, NJ.  I will recite a haiku on the date to the restaurant and/or movie of your choice.

To whet your appetite, here is a sample haiku.

I Like To Smell Nice
It Would Be Good To Shower
Maybe Tomorrow

This money will go towards expenses associated with vehicles, including but not limited to, gas and insurance.  The rest of it will go to my squandering it away on fancy dinners are taco bell, unless you request it be given to charity. I will keep you updated on the progress of this endeavour.