I need to give a little advice to the ladies. So you think I’m really good looking, and want to seduce me? That’s understandable. But don’t lower yourself to only trying to seduce me. The best way to find boys is something you carry with yourself already and can do at any moment. Yes, this is what I speak of, the side ponytail.

It worked for her. She met lots of boys and went to dances.

Yep, she’s definetly one you have to go on a date with. The glasses add to the effect.
And finally, to prove how drawn I am to such things.

Hot babes with side ponys, I really can’t think of anything else that makes me happier. Except maybe pirates. Pirates with side ponys, arrrrr. I need to find meself one of those.
Anonymous
You *are* the side ponytail.
death_by_laughter
hah…
ang_henks
oh my word. yeah, i don’t even know what to say to that.
crazy4life
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crazy4life
again with the dang invisible HTML. nevertheless, still WAY out of your league.
alwaystruggling
You are a strange and funny man.
I wore many a side ponytail back in the day. It was so incredibly in. Especially on the days we had to cheerlead.
nopezforu
so ur really attracted to a bunch of 5 year olds from the 80’s…
ur a sick, sick man, mike. a sick, sick man.
theStarbuckianOne
You’re a dream *insert that face that says, “he’s a dream” here*
Anonymous
Would you recommend Escape From Monkey Island? 🙂
jennymvandyke
here is another to add to your collection of side hair
jennymvandyke
Come look at my site and tell me what you think
death_by_laughter
mmm…yeah, that site pretty much amused me all day