I bring you yet another edition of Girls Who Are Not Dating Meâ„¢,
This weeks edition is very, very special. Because we’re all
special people. Especially people who share our last names, who
are of questionable genetic relationship to us. In this case, it’s
probably a good thing that we’re not dating, because all of these last
girls share with me something very special…my last name. I’ve
never met any of them, and have no idea if we are related or not.
I hope not though, because they are almost as pretty as me. Here
it is, Girls Who Are Not Dating Meâ„¢
Amy
Anfang
Rachel Anfang
Maddie Anfang
And another special treat. Pirates Who Are Not Dating Meâ„¢.
Maribeth the Pirate Queen. Arrrrrrr.
death_by_laughter
haha. this post made me laugh. the end.
Anonymous
I’m not dating you.
alwaystruggling
Rachel and Amy are especially cute.
ang_henks
ok, seriously, you really just need to get a girlfriend so you leave the rest of us alone!!!!!
Opaque_Reality
Amy looks scary, Rachel looks…______ (fill it in) and maddie looks really nice.
I still vote for Meribeth. That’s a whole lot of hottness in one person.
DTpistons322
hmm… that is slightly stalkerish
tiffanycary
ya, i vote for maribeth too 🙂
theStarbuckianOne
No boogers for you. HAHAHAHA. Mike, you are a Jewish booger. I just wanted to give you that encouragement.
Anonymous
I like Maddie Anfang’s hair.
Anonymous
Hey, nice job tonight. I thought you did a really good job. But, I’m no expert and I can only really compare you to the others. So, you weren’t the best and you weren’t the worst!! j/k, it was swell!!
~angel~
mynameisandrewhearmeroar
those are my sisters, you jerk!
…they all just had their last names changed to Anfang…
Anonymous
You’ve been tagged…. Go to my site.
death_by_laughter
e-props for being so persistent
but i’m not going to date you…
you should date maribeth. that would be hott
death_by_laughter
eh? that comment made no sense.
death_by_laughter
haha. well..you’re not online now. so i have an excuse.
ViolaChic
Oh, Michael. I miss you. Are you going to be around over Christmas?
death_by_laughter
haha. ok. you’ll have to tell me about it sometime
Anonymous
I found you too. 🙂
ang_henks
hahaha. gee, thanks
death_by_laughter
i sucked because procrastination kicked me in the ass and i was having a bad day. but the card cheered me up, despite the fact it was from you. haha.
leahrenee27
YOU update!
Brooklynn201
um hi!
alwaystruggling
You rock. ^_^ My Mike says thank you for helping his wife out… so he didn’t have to. lol He would have had to drive 40 miles one way to jump me. Thanks again!
death_by_laughter
dont mess with my roommate *evil glare*
Opaque_Reality
Yeah that was pretty distasteful. I don’t even know who “my people” are.. but I’m sure they did.. seeing as how that includes basically everyone.
theStarbuckianOne
My word Mike, you sure do have a lot of boogers. I’ve always wanted to tell someone that.
death_by_laughter
it wasn’t exactly directed toward you…but sure. go ahead.
death_by_laughter
i’m sorry. haha