Heh. I’ve been shot down by girls more this year then freshman and sophomore years combined.
In other news, the real reason for global warming has been discovered.

For those of you who have trouble reading that graph….heh.
Communications majors. Silly kids. Coming soon: more girls
who are not dating me and important statistics on the real
issues. Also, please send me relevant pirate pictures. I
seem to be sadly lacking.
dragonfly_ninja
Excuse me. I am a communications major and I read the graph just fine, thank you very much. Now, lets hear you give a speech. Well.
Yeah, thats what I thought. 😉
Sorry that you cant get a date. I havent even been asked on a date, much less turned a guy down. So, maybe thats why there is global warming. Not enough dates going around.
Anonymous
monkey, you are in a play, the year i left cedarville. thanks monkey, thanks. I CAN’T STINKING GO….hmm..perhaps by the time the play is, i will have enough money and i can come visit friends for a weekend and watch you play you thespian you!!! and, you can ask me on a date and i will go. but i don’t count, i’m not a girl…i mean i am…well you know what i mean. anywho….well i just miss you and i love you is all.
Anonymous
-I- had no trouble reading -that- graph.
Anonymous
Are you ever planning on answering my question concerning you visiting, or will I have to call you, Loser?
norcal_girl
excuse me??
seems like enough comm majors have already responded on my behalf… you’d better watch what you say, Mike Anfang. 
ang_henks
hey, so nice job coming to our bro/sis supper!!!!! actually, i heard you had a ligit excuse — but give everybody else a hard time!!
leahrenee27
what? you were the 6th comment, but i will give you chocolate anyways because YOU sent me a birthday…card/gifts. which was hilarious by the way. 🙂
Anonymous
hey hott stuff
Anonymous
thats awesome