(One of) my dream girls, Natalie Portman, and I have just had our first
child. She’s jewish too, so its ok. Here’s a picture of him/her/it/me.
I’m so happy.
I think its a girl. Bearded ladies are so appealing.
Special thanks to Saucey for making this happy union possible.
Anonymous
She’s got her mother’s eyes.
ihaveablog
YOUR MOM has your mothers eyes…I mean…um…right.
plengefeld
those look like natalie portmans eyes.
plengefeld
just realized you said that…. lol
leahrenee27
ughhhhhbleh(puke)aggggghhhhhhhggggaaaaaaaacccccckuh. i’m sure your child in real life will be more attractive than that thing….and less asexual-hybrid-looking too.
Anonymous
Ethan!! How r u?? I hav talked bout u recently, but not 2 u n the longest of times. How’s the rabbi doing? It’s funny, I just helped prepare a Seder (b/c it was obviously Passover this weekend). Kinda made me think of u, but then I got over it. j/k!!
~A~
Sola_Fide72
scandalous!
Anonymous
she’s soooo beautiful! can i babysit sometime?
mynameisandrewhearmeroar
can i be the godfather?
DTpistons322
quite possibly the scariest thing i have ever seem
DTpistons322
crud… i meant *seen
Anonymous
disturbing…….just plain disturbing…….
MattplaysTHROAT
you should evaluate your standing before God and beg His forgiveness
or make more stupid pictures