No, I didn’t go to Elliv. But I’m sure you looked beautiful.
In other news, for a long time our Dean of Students, Kirsten Gibbs, looked really familiar, which was strange because I didn’t know her at all. I didn’t even know who she was. Just seeing her around made me raise an eyebrow. Something was oddly familiar. Since this is Cedarville, I don’t know how many of you will understand the true significance of this, but hey, why not?
There ya go. Kirsten Gibbs, or should I say, MOLLY SHANNON, you have been found out. We know where you are hiding. But I suppose I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt; maybe they’re just identical twins. We’ll go with that. I wonder if the administration reads our blogs. That would mean they have no life, too.
In other other news, by special request, here is the Maribeth Editionâ„¢ of Cedarville Girls Who Are Not Dating Meâ„¢.
Maribeth Phillips
And here’s a picture of April (who’s a Maddox RA) getting her engagement ring out of the toilet.
alwaystruggling
Mary Catherine Gallagher. “Sometimes… when I’m nervous… I put my hands under my arms, and then I smell them… like this!”
Superstar!
Maribeth and April are two very cute girls who are not dating you.
I’m just sayin…
Were you there last night, Jew? I would have liked to have seen you.
~Laura
Anonymous
Laura is another cute girl who is not dating you.
Maribeth and April are the same person aren’t they…. HA! You thought you could fool me. And to make the fooling even worse, you made your first half of the entry totally about two people that are the same.
That way we have no excuse for not realizing that April and Maribeth are the same, because the entire concept is fresh on our minds from the first part of the entry.
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You could have come as yourself at Elliv and fit right in…………… OH! SLAMMED!
(That was so junior high – that insult. Sorry)
spacegirlspiffy
i can’t believe that picture isn’t blurry. because i was laughing really hard.
maryjane219
why weren’t you at elliv jew? you missed out…
how does one’s ring end up in the toilet? once i had to fish a tooth out of a toilet full of vomit. now THAT was awkward…
NJKrisko
I don’t know you at all, but someone forwarded me your link because saw this post. For 10 years now I have said that Kirsten looks like Molly Shannon!! Thanks for finally making my idea public – You Rock!!!!! Ha Ha!!! You made my day. 🙂
DTpistons322
you stole my faculty/staff looks like a famous person idea
i had it first tho
so i win 😉
mynameisandrewhearmeroar
hahahaha! the resemblance is amazing!
wonderful post.
and yes. i did look beautiful.
spacegirlspiffy
of course
Anonymous
The resemblance is strange, isn’t it?
I’ve often wondered if the administration reads student blogs, too.
And it’s all right that you didn’t come to Elliv this year. No one who saw you last year will ever forget what you looked like, and I’m not sure if you could top it if you tried. (You can take that as a challenge for next year if you’d like
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tiffanycary
I don’t think the administration reads them… at least not very many sites… and not consistently… they don’t have time… unless they actually know the person. (besides most of them are not of our generation, and xanga-illiterate. i had to teach my mom and grandma how to read my site… they even figured out how to comment after i explained it/showed them like 10 times). my piano prof reads my site and i think my rd. dr. brown clicked on my site once but didn’t read much if anything (i assume he was looking for a picture to connect to my name and the comment that i left on his site, but i don’t have a pic up there)
greeksister
Can I just let the world know that I (April Hilgeman, Maddox RA) am NOT fishing my engagement ring out of the toilette?
greeksister
woops… toilet*
snkistchiquita
Hi.
Anonymous
I MADE THAT CONNECTION BEFORE YOU!! it always made me uncomfortable around her
wanted to ask her if she ever played MOLLY SHANNON!!