First of all, for those who didn’t quite catch the subtle reference I gave in my last post to “happy freakin april fools”, happy freaking april fools. Which is to say, my post on April 1st, ie April Fools day, was a joke. Which is to say, it’s not true. Which is to say, I’m not leaving the ‘ville just yet. Which is to say, I’ll be here next year. Which is to say, Laura, you should have picked up on that instead of posting on the next post that you would miss me. But I’ll miss you as well, over the summer.
First of all again, I’m a little upset. Me and Leah are apparently dating, and I haven’t seen her in at least three days. She should have been aware that we need to see each other at least every 5 minutes, and sit across each other staring deeply into each others eyes. So if anyone sees her, tell her I miss her terribly. Tell her I’m lost without her. Tell her I don’t care who she is, where she’s from, what she did, as long as she loves me. And that IIIIIII will always love her. That every step she takes, every move she makes, every vow she breaks, I’ll be watching her. Yeah, thats right.
One of my other friends Mary told me that her mom was scared of me. I don’t know why.
And, in closing, I like to sneak into girls bathrooms.
Anonymous
Ugh the hand on your chin pose…………………………. that’s SO overused. Terribly overused. It’s cliche’ really. You shouldn’t do it. (See Camelot – you’ll see what I mean.)(You should see Camelot anyway, actually)(It’s really quite good) Ok, fine do it. It’s funny in that picture.
I know what that picture is anyway. That’s really the boys restroom, and you (or the photographer) did some strategic shooting. There’s a door directly to the left of the picture… which is the girl’s restroom. There’s also a sign directly to the right of the picture that says “Men.” You cannot fool me.
I don’t know why you scare people’s moms, but I really want to see those glasses on you in person.
TheFoo
Lol. Wellll…..hopefully you’ll still be alive at least after fooling so many of us….
Ben’s pose cracks me up. XD
ihaveablog
um actually trekkygurl, that’s really a girls bathroom. im too lazy to do the work to photoshop pictures together. ive never done that, in any of my posts. in high school i was an avid girls bathroom user.
girls bathroom?
alwaystruggling
Dude you so know…
But I’m surprised you’re coming back. Pleasantly surprised. As per previous conversations. And I also believe every word of that post, other than the not coming back. Sneaky, mah boy, sneaky.
But I’ll miss you over the summer too. Of course.
Nice using the stalker song of Sting’s… good touch.
And about the last picture… sicko. lol
~Laura
theStarbuckianOne
Mike, I can’t make Rachel stop crying because of you and Leah. You should be completely ashamed of such playaism. (that is the new word I made up to describe a state of being a player.) Your april fools joke sure did work all around the US. I was trying to decide how I was going to get away with stuff at cedarville. Like, if all the leadership is watching you to see if you do something bad, I can obviously be sneaky, but if you’re not there I will get caught because there will be more rule nazis who aren’t busy. Rachel said you should stop using girls bathrooms. Rachel also said that when you finish dating potato chip girl, she’ll still be there for you to marry. That’s loyalty for you.
norcal_girl
aww… i’m a star on mike’s website!!
norcal_girl
p.s. yes, my mom really is scared of you… or at least of that picture…
DTpistons322
#1 if you have a girlf friend you shouldnt have went on a date with me 😉
#2 you quoted the backstreet boys… that makes me happy… sends me back in time 🙂
#3 i LOVED your elliv outfit last year
#4 mary’s mom may be scared of you… but my mom thinks your cute… haha
#5 that last pic proves why girls go to the bathroom in groups…
maryjane219
oh wow…i totally thought you were serious and weren’t coming back next year. *gullible*
jew, you should be pleased to know that i’ve ranked your xanga among my top ten favorites of the months. you are even pretty darn closing to beating out such old favorites as greypants5, the_great_colinski, and trekkygurl. keep up the good work.
in other news, i shall have to have a word with my good friend leahjones concerning her inadequacies in being your gf. that’s just not acceptable…
Anonymous
Yeah, Mike you really need to break up with Leah, because it is your destiny to marry Rachel. You still haven’t had that one moment when she comes to find you in Chucks and the whole world stands still and you both turn and see one another. Ahhhh, lovely. I can’t wait for the wedding!
leahrenee27
rachel…whoever you are. come take him.
mike, you haven’t been here for me when i needed you, so ….we’re through, buddy. through. sob and whine if you must, but don’t think your tears will change my mind. you had your chance.
in other news, i agree w/ rondi. your xanga is interesting. and i don’t even like to get on xanga anymore.