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So I read (present tense) the couples’ away messages, and it’s always
“such and such is the BEST BF/GF ever!!”  And I sit, and I
ponder.  And then I laugh, cause I know, I’m terrible at being a
boyfriend.  Which explains why…

….the rumors of me having a girlfriend were true; the rumors of me no
longer having a girlfriend are also true.  Really, no need for
pity messages or sad thoughts…I think in one way or another, we both
(me and Felicia) both agree and know its by far the healthiest thing at
this point.  So it’s not particularly negative, and will be highly
positive.  There’s as little drama as possible…we’re friends,
and we think each other are super awesome.  All other things
considered though, I’m a horrible boyfriend, which Felicia probably
will agree with.  I’m mean, I’m insanely good looking and I
usually have my head on straight, but my brain is just, nutso. 
So, for my next point….

…which is to to clarify: I am not afraid of commitment.  It
seems this is what girls like to accuse boys who break up with
girlfriends of.  Really, I’m a big fan of commitment; but all in
things in their proper time and place, in healthy manners. 
w00t.  It just seemed like an appropriate w00t time.

Really, this has been to stem the questions I’ve been getting and
confirm what needs to be confirmed and deny what needs to be denied.

Now, some of you may need a laugh at the end of the summer.  Here ya go!!

Yup!! That’s a picture of a male nurse.  Hahaha!

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20 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    *YOU* may not be afraid of it, but MANY “breaker-upers” are, but I agree with you, you are DEFINITELY not afraid of committement…and still remember that there is more to life that being really, really, really ridiculously good looking

  2. aww… poor petey    see you soon, mike.

  3. Actually, that picture did make me laugh. And no matter what Sauce may put up as his away message…I have the best girlfriend, as is evident by her extreme hottness.

  4. I was Laura Miller back in the day. And her name sounds INSANELY familiar… I’ll have to get my yearbook out.

    I know you did the right thing. You know it too. ^_^

    Love,
    Laura

  5. Rumors are stupid. Anyway, you aren’t a bad boyfriend you goof. You’re just an inexperianced one. That’s not necessarily a bad thing.. It just means that things needed to be slower and progressive. Which is totally fine. Yep, we’re friends. Yep, unfortunately I think you’re pretty wonderful…(haha jk jk). No worries. You’re brain isn’t nutso, you were right. *smile* You won’t hear that a whole lot in this instance (from me) so you better save that to a hard disk. Anyway…it’s ok to be afraid of commitment to some degree. …eh.. not afraid.. just careful. *hugs* you made the right choice so no problem there.

    ps. Petey is a funny character but that picture could have been enhanced to make it worse. You could have digitilized it and put him in a nurse’ gown and cap. *wink*

    <3 Me

  6. Anonymous

    You will make a good boyfriend.  You actually care about what you do, and you really think through things.  That’s good.

  7. YAY! Its Petey!!! 

    And I embrace my fear of committment. The thought of one guy having that much control over my heart for the rest of my life FREAKS me out! Ask Tim, we still struggle with it! hahah..techinically, he isnt even my boyfriend at the moment…wink wink, so, Jesus, you still owe me a date for eating that Swiss Cake Roll. I will collect, wait and see…

    See ya later!!

  8. i don’t know your screenname so i can’t translate. 

  9. Anonymous

    It’s Moorestown. At least that’s where my dad’s new job is…so we’re moving somewhere around there…:)

  10. your new picture is very…..statue of libertyish….

  11. no pity, but I do commend you for being smart enough and mature enough to know when the best thing to do is to not see each other.  Too many couples are just plain dumb and try to make it work and end up screwing themselves up for any type of relationship, even friendship, later on down the road. Kudos to you, Mike.  Hope your summer has been spiffy, and see you soon!

  12. You are a mean, mean little man…

  13. I’m staying in Maddox 11b next year with Kati. How about you?

  14. All I have for you right now is HA, it all makes me laugh, not really at you but with you…I might talk to you in a week or so and be able to explain why you nice story is so funny. Lyndie.
    P.S. I lived in Maddox 11b freshman year…wierd.

  15. Anonymous

    you’re full of crap…that’s what i think

  16. i think you already know this..but yeah..just watch your back when you get back to the ville. *GRIN* you never know whats goin to happen. and i agree with laura. j/k anyhow…have a GREAT day!! 🙂 hehehehe

  17. *big grin* Gotta love the sisters ‘eh?

    Sorry Michael.. I didn’t do a thing but say nice stuff about you…well except a few (certain) …things. *wink*

  18. i saw that male nurse today!
    i think he is more funny on the website than in person
    unfortunately he got to see me at 730 am…. the day after the day i had slept all day
    i know that is terrible grammar… but it sounds cool 🙂
    anyways… it was unfortunate for him because i think i forgot how to open my eyes… at least that is how it felt… so i prolly looked really funny
    not that you care
    but in other news…
    how did you know i hated you?!

    come on mike… really??

    today i was at the place where we went on a quasi-date… ie Chilis… if you even remember
    if you don’t remember that is why i hate you… yeah… so take that…

    sorry this is wicked long and quite honestly rediculous… but it seemed like a good idea when i started…

  19. so in randomness…when u getting back to school?

  20. oh sadly it’s true… i have indeed gradjeated.  but we can still be friends, despite this obvious blunder on my part.  ooh you should come invade london with me!  t’will be a jolly good time, no doubt

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